“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame.
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is it just me or once you start watching a new serie all the gifsets of it are suddenly on your dash
the REAL double standard in society is that when the hulk gets mad and destroys things it’s “incredible” but when i do it i’m just an asshole
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you